Rapper Waka Flocka Announces He Is Running For President

Everybody knows what the kids are thinking these days when it comes to the future Presidential elections: just more old white people that make a bunch of promises they don't actually plan on keeping. It's time America stopped with the same old faces arguing over nonsense in the White House and instead focussed on what's more important: having a President that relates to the people he represents!

O.J. Simpson Has Brain Cancer, Begs Obama For Release - #MMBSports

O.J. Simpson has reportedly asked President Obama to set him free so he can treat his life-threatening brain cancer outside prison.

In a story not published online but cited by various outlets including the Telegraph, the National Enquirer reports that Simpson is taking desperate measures to secure clemency after undergoing tests on a brain tumor.

Former President Bush In Stable Condition, Still Hospitalized

Former President George H.W. Bush remains in stable condition at a Houston hospital where he is being treated for a lingering cough related to bronchitis.

Romney Disses Little Kids Over Nickelodeon Prez Show

President Obama's peeps say Mitt Romney is gonna be sorry for blowing off a bunch of kids who participated in the Nickelodeon show, "Kids Pick the President."

President Obama Unveils NCAA Tournament Bracket 2012 [video]

ROSEANNE BARR Files Official Docs To Become President

Roseanne Barr -- who famously butchered the National Anthem -- has filed official documents to become the Green Party's nominee for President of the United States of America.

President Obama & Seth Meyers Take Shots At Donald Trump [Video]

In case you missed what all the buzz was about with Donald Trump as of late, well google it. This guy claims he can be our president...well I mean George W. technically was so I guess he's right if that guy was president surely Mr. Trump could be. He's challenged if not Barack Obama was indeed born in the United States, he referred to African Americans as "the blacks", dropped the F bomb was discussing how he would handle the gas price issue, and claimed President Obama was not smart enough to become president on his own. If this didn't call for a reply nothing would! It's like your political hip-hop beef and B-Obama is pulling his best Jay-Z impression and showing videos on the summer jam screen. Enjoy!